Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The Personification of "Steve"

You all remember when I started my blog and I specifically said that I was gonna blog about some things that would make you love me and some that were gonna make you hate me. Well this is not a blog to make "You" all hate me or despise me, but this is more personal and I am singling out one type of person. Bear with me because I usually do not put my business out where just anyone can see or read, but like i said, this is personal.

First off, I do not mind people using my name or talking about me, that is kinda what haters do. Being a hater is a tough job that doesn't have too many benefits and it does get tough watching someone enough to find stuff to hate on, especially me. Besides that, this specific hater's name will be "Steve". "Steve" did more than hate on me, "Steve" stalked me and someone I care about. The first mistake "Steve" made was including the person I care about in his beef with me. Second, he made something minor and meaningless into something personal. And finally, "Steve" pissed me off.

I know everyone is thinking who exactly is this "Steve"? Well... let's say "Steve" is naive, pale, skinny, nerdy, and stupid. "Steve" not only spends hours on the Internet stalking myself, people I care about, and girls named Samantha, but he spends his hard earned money looking for love on websites like E-harmony and Match.com. The funny thing about "Steve" is that he couldn't buy affection from a girl standing in front of him or on the street corner, not alone on the Internet. But do not feel bad for "Steve", because he finds love in toys like Bionicle and video games like Kingdom Hearts. His love for games and toys has lead him towards the life of solitude and lifelong masturbation. "Steve" has seen better days but not like the days he cried because he said some racists comments at a party or the day the girl he's obsessed over for months dissed him or the days girls who were obviously out of his league and did not even know he was alive tragically broke is boney little heart. "Steve"'s best day came when he finally decided to muster enough courage to stand up to someone, but his best day was not experienced too long because he chose to stand up to me... That's a little bit about "Steve"

I have a personal message for you, "Steve", if you are reading this... Well you stalk me on a daily basis so of course you are reading this. But the best mistake you made was talking about me because I really do not care what you think of me or how much u keep saying how much I have changed. Homeboy maybe your biggest problem with me is that you are envious because, although you have the courage to belittle me behind my back, you still are not brave enough to change your life. Leaving a town or a state or changing your basic surroundings does not compensate for the tragic, despicable life you live. I do not understand you at all, you say you have changed but why do you still wear the same clothes from elementary school? Homeboy, no one wears shorts above the knees unless they have female genitalia. And no one wears Bionicle t-shirts unless they are nerdy and spend nights living in imagination land. Also stop fusing about how your life was ruined by other people. The main thing about your life is that is belongs to you, so its no one Else's fault that your life has not turned out how u wanted it to. Instead of blaming other people, look in the mirror and change yourself. My advice is to stop dressing like a man that shops at baby GAP for Nerds, stop whining and man-up!, stop chasing women that do not want you, and finally do not stalk people's loved ones!

Finally, "Steve" your worst mistake was stalking one of my loved ones, like my girlfriend, and finding out where she lives in correlation to girls named Samantha. Like I been stressing throughout this blog post, I do not care that you stalked me or talked about me, but when you included my girlfriend and her personal information, you crossed a line. You was one of my oldest friends and someone I considered my brother, but I guess you chose to be the rogue and disassociate yourself from me and the type of group I hang with. I hate to think all of this was because of your idiotic, schoolboy obsession over a certain girl. I will say this one time! I do not want her, never wanted her, and probably will not want her anytime soon so you need figure exactly what you have against me. Next time you think about looking at my girlfriend's personal information or anything that deals with her personally come back and read this blog. If that is too hard, you know how to find me in other ways.

That is all for now about my personal message to "Steve".


"Steve" is no one important, actually "Steve" does not exist. He, For the time being, will just be a personification of someone who used to be my best friend a long time ago. Someone who got stupid and brave at the wrong time.